Journey to the past

I am a dalek serving tea.


Ask me anything  

I had a dream last night that I put “customer profiling” as a skill on my résumé (meaning like ability to tell what kind of items a customer is likely to buy and what kind of salesperson is going to click with them) but my interviewer thought it meant racial profiling and I got arrested

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my cat is so weird

she is currently rolling around rubbing herself all over my shoes

?????????

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hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

unpopular opinion: I like them, but only if I scrape off about 75% of the frosting.

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via yourfictionmyreality)

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obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

the older i’ve gotten though, the more I realize that being smart isn’t necessarily something you *are*, so much as something you do.

I mean nobody really expects you to understand absolutely everything the first time, even if you are “smart”. But to me, being smart is the capacity to understand, and the ability to learn something if you want to. I’m not smart because I already know things about neuroscience, I’m smart because I’m able to learn about it. I’m not dumb because I don’t know calculus. I’m smart because I have the capacity to understand it if I wanted to.

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stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

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everysmiledeserves:

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

merker-the-twerker:

peanutbutterismypoison:

captainsnippet:

“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart

they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!

now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.

how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice

probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved

His face in the last shot.

"shake it to sleep" oh my god

(Source: wannabebritish, via princess-sarah-winchester)